by bevanhouston on June 26, 2010
The next time you hear some pretentious American tries to call soccer “futbol”, feel free to remind him that the majority of the English speaking world calls it soccer. A quick breakdown:
“Soccer” World:
- USA
- Canada
- Ireland
- Australia
- New Zealand
- South Africa
“Football” world:
- U.K.
- Belize
- Liberia
- Nigeria
- Various Caribbean countries
by bevanhouston on January 13, 2010
As someone who last week wrote a $365 check to the Town of Luther for a speeding ticket (valid, I was going 65 in a 55) and a ticket for “failing to yield to an emergency vehicle” (completely ridiculous, I didn’t pull over fast enough for Barney Fife) I take a tremendous amount of enjoyment in seeing a police force whose only seeming service is to poach money from highway travelers for a tiny town take such a black eye:
Jerry Pendley had worked for the Luther Police Department for about three weeks before his arrest by Oklahoma Highway Patrol troopers on Monday. The U.S. Attorney’s office says Pendley lied on the documents by not noting he had been arrested and charged twice on suspicion of assault and battery.
moral of the story:
- stay off Route 66 – take the Turnpike when you’re going between OKC & Tulsa
- if you do happen to get a ticket in Luther, don’t go to court with a reasonable request to reduce payment on the meaningless ticket – they won’t do it and the judge will charge you $44 to appear in court
- support politicians who strip little towns of the right to issue tickets on highways if their ticket revenue exceeds reasonable limits