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they will pretty much let you put anything into an Amazon.com baby registry

April 1, 2009

Exhibit A:

Man, I’m really hoping we get the beer coozie. My beers always get lukewarm when I’m at the NASCAR track.
P.S. – This is just trying to be funny. Evie and I aren’t having another baby anytime soon.

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here is why lebron is a superstar…

March 27, 2009

… he walks off the court, as if he was planning on making that shot all along.

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when i was in high school, this was the funniest thing ever

March 26, 2009

Who am I kidding, I still think it’s hilarious.

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The second best blog on the internet

March 24, 2009

My sister has a new blog – she’s doing a really good job with it. Check out Lauren’s site here:
http://laurenismyfriend.com/

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overheard in a museum…

March 19, 2009

Evie and I spent the weekend (without kids) in Kansas City, primarily sleeping late and eating barbeque for as many meals as we could stand. We did tear away from the burnt ends long enough to visit the Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art. It is a really good museum with some real masterpieces – my favorite [...]

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tonight, I make internet history

March 18, 2009

I will be the first blogger (that I’ve ever heard of) who has the skill and savvy to live blog an event that appeared on TV last night. In a few minutes I will fire up my DVR and live blog a taped version of American Idol.
Why?
Because I am awesome.
What, you question me? Did anyone [...]

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my neighborhood association

March 10, 2009

So my roof was killed last year during the three minutes of hell-hail. It turns out that I have to get my roof material and roofing contract approved prior to work. What is this North Korea? It’s bad enough that I pay $350 every year for a pool that I don’t use, but now this. [...]

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an abbreviated top 10 list

March 7, 2009

So, I was taking a nap with Sam today out at the lake. I woke up before him but didn’t get out of the bed because I knew he would get up when I did. For some reason (that I can’t remember) I tried to make a top 10 list (David Letterman style) based on [...]

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i saw a peacock

March 3, 2009

and filmed it, not much more description necessary than that. OK, I was in Louisiana. I was there for a funeral. Quit asking me questions and watch the video. It’s mildly interesting.

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